MOAR CAT
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His name is Moar Cat. He knows one word.

That is not a smile a cat makes. That is a
smile a coworker makes when you say you're
staying late. He learned it to get moar.
It works every time.

Food? Moar. Attention? Moar. The spot on
the couch you were sitting in? Moar.

He does not escalate. He does not repeat
himself. He waits, politely.

X shut the communities down. So he opened
his own room. It's on the desktop.
Everyone is welcome. Bring moar.